Thursday, November 30, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Poetry Thursday - Mary Oliver
Sleeping in the Forest
I thought the earth
remembered me, she
took me back so tenderly, arranging
her dark skirts, her pockets
full of lichens and seeds. I slept
as never before, a stone
on the riverbed, nothing
between me and the white fire of the stars
but my thoughts, and they floated
light as moths among the branches
of the perfect trees. All night
I heard the small kingdoms breathing
around me, the insects, and the birds
who do their work in the darkness. All night
I rose and fell, as if in water, grappling
with a luminous doom. By morning
I had vanished at least a dozen times
into something better.
--- Mary Oliver
I thought the earth
remembered me, she
took me back so tenderly, arranging
her dark skirts, her pockets
full of lichens and seeds. I slept
as never before, a stone
on the riverbed, nothing
between me and the white fire of the stars
but my thoughts, and they floated
light as moths among the branches
of the perfect trees. All night
I heard the small kingdoms breathing
around me, the insects, and the birds
who do their work in the darkness. All night
I rose and fell, as if in water, grappling
with a luminous doom. By morning
I had vanished at least a dozen times
into something better.
--- Mary Oliver
I found this poem today - it is new to me and I simply had to share.
Poetry Thursday
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Quick Intelligence Test
Quick Intelligence Test borrowed from chancy at Driftwood Inspiration
How smart are you?
Read the following sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence.
Count them only once. Do not go back and count them again. Ready?
Look here for the answer
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Answer to Quick Intelligence Test
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Did you find 3 F's in this sentence?
Wrong, there are 6 F's in the sentence.
Read it again!
The brain cannot process the "F" in "OF."
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
How smart are you?
Read the following sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence.
Count them only once. Do not go back and count them again. Ready?
Look here for the answer
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Answer to Quick Intelligence Test
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Did you find 3 F's in this sentence?
Wrong, there are 6 F's in the sentence.
Read it again!
The brain cannot process the "F" in "OF."
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Poetry Thursday - The Pink Rose
The serene philosophy of the pink rose is steadying.
Its fragrant, delicate petals
open fully and are ready to fall,
open fully and are ready to fall,
without regret or disillusion,
after only a day in the sun.
It is so every summer.
One can almost hear
their pink, fragrant murmur
as they settle down upon the grass:
'Summer, summer,
'Summer, summer,
it will always be summer.'
- Rachel Peden
- Rachel Peden
Poetry Thursday
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Book of Dreams
Harmony asked me to post the cover I just finished for my "Book of Dreams" so here it is.
If you want to know more about the project you can go to Harmony in Line or to Artsy Mama
If you want to know more about the project you can go to Harmony in Line or to Artsy Mama
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high
System manuals piled high
and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bed sheets,
Longing for the warmth of bed sheets,
still I sat there doing spreadsheets.
Having reached the bottom line
Having reached the bottom line
I took a floppy from the drawer,
I then invoked the SAVE command
I then invoked the SAVE command
and waited for the disk to store,
Only this and nothing more.
Deep into the monitor peering,
Only this and nothing more.
Deep into the monitor peering,
long I sat there wond'ring, fearing,
Doubting, while the disk kept churning,
Doubting, while the disk kept churning,
turning yet to churn some more.
But the silence was unbroken,
But the silence was unbroken,
and the stillness gave no token.
"Save!" I said, "You cursed mother!
"Save!" I said, "You cursed mother!
Save my data from before!"
One thing did the phosphors answer,
One thing did the phosphors answer,
only this and nothing more,
Just, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
Was this some occult illusion,
Just, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
Was this some occult illusion,
some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices undesired,
These were choices undesired,
ones I'd never faced before.
Carefully I weighed the choices
Carefully I weighed the choices
as the disk made impish noises.
The cursor flashed, insistent,
The cursor flashed, insistent,
waiting, baiting me to type some more.
Clearly I must press a key,
Clearly I must press a key,
choosing one and nothing more,
From "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
With fingers pale and trembling,
From "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
With fingers pale and trembling,
slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending,
Longing for a happy ending,
hoping all would be restored,
Praying for some guarantee,
Praying for some guarantee,
timidly, I pressed a key.
But on the screen there still persisted
But on the screen there still persisted
words appearing as before.
Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted,
Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted,
haunted, as my patience wore,
Saying "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
I tried to catch the chips off guard,
Saying "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
I tried to catch the chips off guard,
and pressed again, but twice as hard.
I pleaded with the cursed machine:
I pleaded with the cursed machine:
I begged and cried and then I swore.
Now in mighty desperation,
Now in mighty desperation,
trying random combinations,
Still there came the incantation,
Still there came the incantation,
just as senseless as before.
Cursor blinking, angrily winking,
Cursor blinking, angrily winking,
blinking nonsense as before.
Reading, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
There I sat, distraught, exhausted,
Reading, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
There I sat, distraught, exhausted,
by my own machine accosted.
Getting up I turned away
Getting up I turned away
and paced across the office floor.
And then I saw a dreadful sight:
And then I saw a dreadful sight:
a lightning bolt cut through the night.
A gasp of horror overtook me,
A gasp of horror overtook me,
shook me to my very core.
The lightning zapped my previous data,
The lightning zapped my previous data,
lost and gone forevermore.
Not even, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
To this day I do not know
Not even, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
To this day I do not know
the place to which lost data go.
What demonic nether world us wrought
What demonic nether world us wrought
where lost data will be stored,
Beyond the reach of mortal souls,
Beyond the reach of mortal souls,
beyond the ether, into black holes?
But sure as there's
But sure as there's
C, Pascal, Lotus, Ashton-Tate and more,
You will one day be left to wander,
You will one day be left to wander,
lost on some Plutonian shore,
Pleading, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
by Anonymous Works
by Anonymous Works